Putik, Sipon, at Muta

Hay nako.
Nakakainis naman da laro kanina!
My blood is running out of my while I struggle to play futbol.
Yak.
It's so kadire naman da feeling.
Putik is flying all around.
Eeew!
I almost made tikim of the kalabaw-smelling field.
My gash, we smell like shit kanina.
Buti na lang, I have sipon.
But my sipon is so nakakainis na rin kanina.
Aside from blood dripping out of me, I also have my sipon running back and forth in my nose!
I can't breathe well becos op my sipon.
Its color green pa naman like the damo in sunken garden.
And I hab so many kulangots in my nose after the game ha!
I hab to breathe in my mouth pa becos op da so many kulangots stuck in my nose!
Imagine dat?

O well. Whateber.

Somehow, its fun naman e.

It would have been funnier for me if da field is dry.
Wahaha.

I can't run very much in the mud naman kasi...
I sink, get stuck, and its really a great eport to lift my heavy legs becos op the dysmenorrhea I'm suffering.
Owts... My back hurts, along with my hart.
Ay, I hab a heart pala. Its beating dugdugdug kanina. I felt it beating So fast!
It almost jumped out of my chest.

I like to laugh at the girls who got too much putik kanina.
WAHAHAH!
But its notn really that funny ha?
Its so hirap to clean the putik. It sticks to your skin.
I can still smell the odor.
O my, there's still putik in my eye!
Later it will come out as muta na.